Another intentionally dumb submission I sent to Jim Valentino: The Techno Slug.
The only feedback I ever received for the Techno Slug was in the form of a question: Why would a slug use flashlights as weapons?
My response: Oh, right. Slugs cant see. Maybe he didnt know they were flashlights (because he was blind). He would have just called them hit sticks if hed had a mouth. I have no idea what his techno costume did.